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you ruined apres

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Color: Black
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everybody has that one friend... you know the one. they start the day crackin' open a cold one, talking about how many runs they're going to bomb. by noon, the only thing getting bombed is them. kiss aprés goodbye. who has two thumbs and will be shlepping drunky off the hill? this guy. at least you've got the shirt to tell the story...

... which will be especially helpful when they ask how good the day was.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton

*this t-shirt runs small. We recommend choosing one size larger than normal*

For every purchase you make, 5% will be donated directly to the Ocean Cleanup project

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Versatile

dress it up or dress it down. whatever you choose, don't let it ruin your day.

All Season

our gear will protect you from idiots at any time of the year.

Dependable

eco-friendly and built to last.

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