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you ruined colorado
For locals who are DONE. Done with tourists treating I-70 like a parking lot, done with Texans in jeans on blue runs, done with $27 après cocktails, influencers blocking trailheads for selfies, and people who move here for “the vibe” and then complain about the snow, the altitude, and the fact that wildlife exists. If you don’t know what you ruined… it was probably you.