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you ruined denver long sleeve

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$38.00 USD
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you ruined denver long sleeve

$38.00 USD
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Strap on this long sleeve tee before wading through LoDo bros riding e‑scooters to yet another “authentic” microbrewery. From I‑25 traffic jams to transplants complaining about the altitude while paying $15 for avocado toast, Denver’s changed a bit — and now you can let everyone know exactly how you feel in your new shirt.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
  SHIRT LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) CHEST TO FIT (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 63.5
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 65
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 66.6
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 68.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 69.9
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 71.4
Care

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Design

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