to be clear: it's everyone's fault but yours. it's the californians. it's the texans. it's the guy on the e-scooter who just smashed three IPAs at a microbrewery that opened last tuesday and is already on its rebrand. it's the kid who paid $1.4M for a half-renovated bungalow in sloan's lake.
it's not you. of course it's not you. but for everyone else, well. here's the shirt.
heavy-duty organic cotton. fits like the favorite tee in your drawer is about to. designed for I-25 traffic and afternoon thunderstorm patios.
— the fine print —
- unisex, 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- boxy and a little oversized — pre-shrunk so it stays
- 5% to Protect Our Winters